Outfits

The guardian newspaper has now entered the realms of ridiculous fashion.

Three different outfits in case you’re invited to lunch by the opposite sex or the same sex are carefully drawn and pictured  sovthat for me to meet you for lunch next Monday it will be £750 pounds for me to get the right outfit to wear. It’s not just for clothes it’s the jewelry and the shoes as well.

If I had 750 pounds to spend on clothes I would spend a major part of it on getting a very very warm woolen coat. Then I would spend less on getting some skirts or trousers or jumpers..

We are recommended to buy a  winter coat for £167  but it is not wool I think it’s partly or largely man-made fibers and they are not warm. This is quite stylish but surely warmth is the priority for most of us. I was being a very bad temper if I met you wearing that coat and not my ancient woolen coat or even my down coat from a sale which is very very warm indeed.

It’s like being several different plays in one day for which we have to have different costumes and I don’t know how many of the population have enough money to even buy one outfit for the winter let alone a different one for lunch for dinner for going to work for going to church to the synagogue or the mosque. Don’t forget the temple and don’t forget that most people in England do not go to worship on Sunday morning or any other time.

I feel as if it’s like the Titanic that we’re all madly invited to wear all sorts of different outfits as we lead the frenzied dancing into hell.