You can’t walk with only one leg

Come live with me and be my helpmeet now

I’ll share my only bed with you and how!

If you let me love you

I’ll darn your old gloves 4 you..

If you come and meet me brow to brow.

Come live with me ‘n teach me all you know

About poetic licence and Soho

I’ll mend your vacuum cleaner,

learn expressions meaner..

How cheerfully the hours to come will go,

Come live with me and be my lover true

Without one,how will we ever do?

I’ll set up model railways

And learn the Eastern weekdays

Come live with me and I will sweep your flue.

Come live with me in Norway on a fjord

I’ll mend my Canon powershot if I’m bored.

I’ll watch the flowers growing

And then we must be sowing.

How happy Wittgenstein’d be if he’d knowed.