Dye your own hair (easy when there’s only one)
Paint your own pictures and leave mine alone.
Write your own novel and save money because it will take you a long time to write this book and you won’t want to buy anymore while you’re doing it will you?
Buy your own books
Write your own poetry ;please do not send it to me. I don’t want a ghost writer on my blog unless it’s the holy ghost.
Pass your own water.
Make love everyday and then you can sell it if you have too much.
Identify your own flaws. Yes I am a cretin. My IQ is 67.8 recurring. That shows you don’t need a high result to do well in life. But you must be able to read and write and ideally do arithmetic.
Eat your own fish on Fridays. This is cruel if they are pets. So don’t give your fish names. Especially don’t call them Jesus
Make your own corn beef hash without the corned beef. Use heroin instead. Please do not leave potatoes in their jackets outside the men’s toilet
Create your own mental illness. You can create any number of them with a wicked imagination.
Calm your own self. I don’t want to become calm. I will wait till after death
Be obedient to your own rules.
Try yourself ,yourself. But you can’t be your own jury.
I’ll be judge I’ll be jury said cunning old Fury
From which play is that entry taken?
No
How my heart sings 