I’m so lonely I just bought a talking watch.
Sometimes when the radio keeps on talking hour after hour I feel like getting a hammer and hitting it. I didn’t realise you could turn them off. What arl pity we can’t turn people off without killing them
In my last year at school I never spoke a single word. And no one said anything. Invisible moi?
When you think about it God doesn’t have a body so he has no voice box. So in what way does God “talk” to us? Does he drop hints?
I have known some very nice people who rarely speak. I wish Boris Johnson was one of them.
Do you think that God wanted Boris and Carrie to get married in a Catholic church? I don’t believe God is cruel in that sort of way.
He is cruel like a gale is. Like the ocean is. Like your mother was when you were baby.
After the age of 1 nobody is omnipotent
As my watch just reminded me.
We are all in this together. Except for Boris Johnson
How my heart sings 