Sounds

A hamster,damn it!
Where is a green itch?
Where does glass go?
Rotter,damn.I could swear myself.
I’ve done Dee a favour and more
The isle of Wight is changing its name soon as people can’t spell Wight.Why is it not White? I think Grey is better
The isle of Dogs has to let cats in
Blackheath says it is having electric lights put all over it.
Well, who was the Carl in Carlisle and who was the Ull in Ullswater
Don’t mention Pen’s wrath.
I used to hear Mum saying Shap fell.But to whom?
Loch Lomond is changing to Loch Lowmood as the people who fell in are not happy any more and soon will be dead
Why are all the moors in the North?
So Erin is gay?
Wood Green what?
What is greater about the edge of London?
Don’t go where I have gone