I found it very easy to recognize The Spam today. The message

Dear Dad. I have got a new phone is just click on this link it will take you to WhatsApp on my new phone.

Perhaps someone with the same name as me as identified as a trans man but even so they wouldn’t have been able to father a son.

What do you think

My heart is soft like butter left in sun.
Much more heat and it will melt and run
Oh, why do we have feelings,why engage
When friendship turns into such bitter rage?

I do not wish to live remote and stern
As if I am so perfect I can’t learn
Pain too deep can mortify the flesh
Turn us into robots fit for trash

All I need is an enormous fridge
Which will make me harder than sweet fudge
I’ll go inside and pray for peace each day
If I freeze to death,I shall not say.

Oh, be of merry heart,my friends and foes
When love comes in, a little hate will go