How to find a chamber pot

O Chamber pots we needed you

when we had an outside loo

We kept them underneath the bed

Never used mine,but I could.

The toilet was in the back yard

For seven of us it was quite hard

My brother used to stand outside

Before his long tough cycle ride

Hurry up I’m late for school

Drink less tea you are a fool.

I don’t want to drink that tea

It’s just that mother forces me

A boy could do it in the grid

It might offend almighty God

Girls it’s it’s hard when you must bleed

Going outside in the freezing cold.

The Lot of women has been marred

I see the napkins looking charred

Mother had a bigger pot

I guess she had to wee a lot.

In the morning they were washed

That’s the end the topics wuashed