Day: December 18, 2019

Do not  enter ,God knows you’re a bore.

How to write a poem  that  gives you joy
Write one line on those you once adored
A villanelle’s a song the French employ

Write a poem  that gets us  damn annoyed
I recall I may said all this before
How to write a poem  that  gives you joy

Writing poems makes me  get very high
I vowed to love a  man forever more
A villanelle’s a song the French employ

If I could sell then someone else could buy  
I want a man  but, if not one, then four 
How to write a poem  that  gives you joy

Writing down the letters  in alloy
I wanted to be loved but it’s a chore
A villanelle’s a song the French abhor

I saw a symbol on  a heavy door
Do not  enter ,God knows you’re a bore!
How to write a poem  that  gives you joy
A villanelle’s a song ,the French   destroy

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The Trent flows up one side and down the other [ of the Pennines]

lake

Pray Father give me your blessing
Good grief, a real Catholic at last
Why, are there artificial ones?
No they just have terrible memories
Of trauma?
No, they don’t know what a sacrament is.
But surely how we act is more vital
I don’t know, it’s so long since I was  in the cemetery
Do you mean the cement factory?
Why would I mean that?
Don’t ask me,I’m just a   human being
I mean the seminary, of course.I remember now.
Do you know the seven deadly sins?
Not biblically
They are in the Bible… murder.envy, hatred
Yes, I was joking.I am celibate officially.
But what are you really?
I am asexual.
Do you have no desire?
I love people but I have no need to go to bed with them
No, we do it on the floor at home
Are you married?
Yes,definitely.She is a red head.
I thought you might say Red Indian
We  have very few living in Stoke on Trent.
Where is that?
On the river Trent.
But that goes through Nottingham
So?
I thought Stoke was West of the Pennines
Yes, the Trent flows up one side and down the other.
That is a lie
Thank you.
Since my last Confession I have lied twice
What was the other lie?
I am not a Catholic
So why come here?
I am lonely and it’s bad for me so I thought Saturday night Catholics go to Confession
It’s not exactly fun.Why not go to the pub and pick up a woman?
Are you really a priest?
No,I was feeling lonely too
What  a pity we are not bisexual
Well, we could learn
I thought it was genetic?
Do you mean generic
I don’t know.You mean like,buy paracetamol not panadol.
Genetic is totally different.
Am I a generic human or a  dressed up, artificial  and stunning person?
Why artificial?
I can’t act natural.
Try!
But if I try it’s not natural.
Was that my penance listening to you?
It could have been.Say a little prayer for me as well
So you do  believe?
Why not? It’s better than dying of meaninglessness
You so seem very clever
How kind.
I’ll see you next week.

Odd events 2019

 

 

I went into the bedroom and bent down to pick up a black cardigan
But it was a cat. I’ve never seen one run so fast.Why won’t the cat stay?

Never have the media  been so full of distortion and lies

One of my neighbours said Corbyn was going to pass a law so he could take al lour savings
Some of us have no Savings and  some of  us are homeless

The rich no longer have   to believe Jesus’s teachings  about helping others.
There is no hell, thank you God.
Many people live in hell now in the Middle East
Ironic

I did not listen to Leonard Cohen every day

I was asked if I am a  “foreigner”
I recall as a  child the people in the next town were called foreigners.
I suppose I am a foreigner to many

I was asked which European country I am from
They say I can’t be English.I am too warm
In this chilly weather I wish I was warm

I told a few people on the bus that some of BJ’s family were immigrants from Turkey.
He’s the only Turkish person I do not   like

I thought it was Sunday all last week
Why change? Sunday can be every day if we plan it