What shall I do with a dilated pupil?
a) Send them to the Headmaster
b} Give them a shrinking glance
c) Look away
d) Go to an Eye Clinic
e} is she having a baby? How can you see her cervix? Are you a doctor?
My glasses are reading any advice?
A} You have schizophrenia
B} You are a witch
C} You need an eye test
D) They are a surveillance device.Throw them in the bin
My lenses are plastic
a} You have had cataract surgery
b} You are deluded
c} They are ruining the environment.Hide them if you can get them out of your eyes
4} You want attention.? Ask for a glass eye next time
I inherited 11m pounds unknowingly
You tell me how I can do it too.Are you a Royal bastard?y
The optician also takes wax out people’s ears but it does no harm and we all have our neuroses.He makes candles out of it so he says
How my heart sings 