Why did Jesus walk across the road?
Because there was no water.
Why did Euclid cross the road?
Because it was flatter on the other side
Why did I cross the road?
I was looking for the word
Why did the bus stop?
Because it couldn’t wait.
Why did I take a photograph?
There were no parabolas.
Why do we have problems?
Because not many things are made of rubber
Why do we laugh?
Hysteria
Why are atheists so certain?
They have no doubt
Why do people go to Church?
It’s still free and they save you onto the Cloud of Unknowing
Why are mystics unpopular?
They see things we don’t want to know about
Is it God or am I schizophrenic?
Or both?
Why is it dark at night?
So we can go out in moth-eaten clothes to dance the knight away
How my heart sings 