I shall post my sins upon the Web
Sinners may be cheered by reading mine
I have killed a mouse, how very bad
I have been annoyed but now I’m sad
My sins are written underneath the lines
I shall post my sins upon the Web
If I get too scrupulous it’s mad
I’ll be committed or at least be fined
I have killed a fly, am I a cad?
I stood on my cat’s foot and hurt his pad
My apology so far has been declined
I shall post my sins upon the Web
Original and new, my sins filled sheds
As I seek to find how sin’s defined
I have killed a spider with black blood
No wonder that my sins are all now crimes
One joined up with others, how malign!
I shall post my sins upon the Web
I have killed a mouse, how very bad
