I’ve been given a sentence

I’ve been given a sentence
For a book, that’s not enough
I mean I am going to jail
Time will be no problem then
Doing time is though
What was your crime?
It’s not mine, lots of people have  commiting it
Was it burglary?
No,I parked on the M1 to eat my lunch
You could be dead
I think I may be.
Who took you to court?
An Amazon delivery man
Surely they would not do  that
You’d be amazed
Well ,look after yourself
You too