Boris is the Menace of the Hour

Boris is the Menace of the Hour
He’s like a nightmare  figure  in the dark
The Menace  to our status and our power

He has charisma, he is never dour
But would you like to meet him in the park?
Boris is the Menace of the Hour

I suspect  he’s after money,   gold  allures
Like   viagra it may make him spark
He’s a Menace  to our  worthiness and power

He’d   have watched Herr Hitler  painting flowers
Saying  killing Jews  was just  a lark
Boris is the Menace of the Hour

I wish I could have hit him with  my flour
I guess I feel frustrated   with the jerk
He’s a Menace  to our  our country and its power

Can’t the poorer people see    how Boris  fucks
Not   just women,  folk in low paid work
Boris is the Menace of the Hour
The Menace  to  this Kingdom  uninsured