The United Kingdom disintegrates by day
The Scots are breaking off at Hogmanay
Northern Ireland colonised,remote
Will Ireland be united at a stroke?
We will have a smaller house of cards
Boris Johnson’s patience brings rewards
He will be in charge just of Soho
Where ladies of the night rule men by blows
England’s not that big nor of pure blood
I’m half Scandinavian ,see my head
The violent people Brexit has empowered
At the bus stop they will on me glower
It’s time to get the lifeboats out and leave
This Titanic can no more deceive
How my heart sings 