
Art by Katherine
Will patients kindly sign this form before dying
I doubt it.Is it an order or a question?
Please die before we change the sheets on your bed otherwise we may run out
Anyone else mad around here? We’ll run out
Do not die during the Consultant’s visit
I bleeding well will.
We have no Chaplains.They were privatised
Who took them over,Satan! That explains this madness called Brexit
So all prayer is DIY,
And all DIY is prayer?
Die in your sleep if you can
Give me the poison now please
Keep your iPhones in a vault not here
Is that in the horse?
Please don’t ask a person with severe heart failure to close the window by your bed
I was only helping them on their way
No sadism in here
Take pleasure in our violence, kill and wound
We do not need the News blasted from your phone
Boris kills.
Why have the weather forecast on when you are dying,It’s a month before your burial
Just a bad habit, as Thomas Aquinas said
When the PM arrives we will all cry in one voice Alleluya
Is he God now?

