Never make a phone cry.
Can they love?
Avoid mobile groans
Sponge yourself down after sinning
Always use a pen when you scream
Have you got Munch’s screen?
The word nice is overused.Be sparing.Be nasty.Be yourself
The rod broke the fish’s heart
Being eccentric is now a psychiatric disorder.Ring 999 and ask for Dave.
The nuns used our rulers to hit our hands when we forgot how to do compound interest
My husband’s eyesight is nothing to write home about.So he doesn’t. I ll kill him
Always eat something green at dinner.If all else fails, is there a pelargonium in the room? In the window box.
Why not grow your own cress from seed [ buy it]
Why not turn into a pillar of salt?
Why not rewrite the Bible in Esperanto? Why?
How my heart sings 