Never finish a sentence without ending it all
Never write too clearly; post structuralism gapes.
Never begin a sentence without a word
Never end one with but.
Never free associate in writing nor in speech
Never take a horse to bed.
Never mention Adam Phillips unless in the LRB
Never be over-cautious.
Never end a word with a letter.
Never give your name to the papers
Never menstruate during working hours
Never fall in love with a duck.
Never pass water.Have a drink.
Take a random sample of your dreams to the OUP
Never cut your own hair while typing
Never believe anything you read.
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