
My doctor is God
Why can’t he heal then?
The doctor wants a urine sample
I hope it’s random enough
The doctor wants to take my temperature
Where to?
The doctor tells me to rest
Knock yourself out with a mallet or is it a mallard?
Duck
Oh it hurt.
The doctor says it’s a systemic infection
Can’t he install a new system?
He wants me to take it easy
Fake it!
He talks in paragraphs
No, you idiot, parables!
My doctor is very odd
Get even with him somehow
Are numbers very odd?
Yes, the odd ones are even odder than the even ones
Are doctors real?
Yes, if you think they are.
Is it a placebo effect if the doctor’s smile cures you?
We’ve never had a big enough sample of their smiles to test any theory
Just blurt it out
What! Who will cite me?
I’ll excite you
My doctor is better than yours
Mine is dead.
Stop showing off.Mine will die one day.
So what will you do?
Do or die ?
No, do then die!
Unless I become ghostly helper
Ghastly!
