I asked for a new handset for my phone
BT will provide one totally free
One of them has broken, don’t I know!
I have several cordless ones at home
They won’t work and I feel all at sea
I asked for a new handset for my phone
Of course I have my Motorola lone
I find it loves me well enough for now
My old phone has broken, don’t I know!
And then I have a Nokia five point nine
I keep it in my purse with U.H.U
I broke the handset on my landline phone
I like Lenova Tablets set to roam
And Kindle readers help me have my tea
My landline phone won’t register its name
I can read on androids truthfully
Now I’ve got ten cordless phones on me
I asked for a new handset for my phone
One of them de-registered its soul
