I went to university ,I turned out charismatic
I kept my handbag full of bricks and stored it in the attic
I won a seat in Parliament, was whipped and called  a traitor
For I met Maggie Thatcher  and tried make a date with her
She was not a lesbian  and I am not a masochist
Yet if there were another war I’d come out as a pacifist
Charisma was quite useful when stealing  my expenses
I needed money desperately to pay for a good dentist
Originally I  wished to study  language
Yet I took to algebra ,the professor  offered blandishments
It may have been  what  we call sexual harassment
Better far to be  a tart, get lots of of cash to pay my rent
But I am still a virgin, well almost if you get my bent
I married  a new husband and he delights in  cleaning me
He uses Fairy Snow and soap , do you think he is demeaning me?
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