If you are deaf please  hang up now

Sorry I can’t answer the phone

I thought I was dead
I speak an unknown language.I can’t even understand it myself
I hate talking too much
I am in a bad place.The  Bank……..
My bed has no legs on it and I am  making some

The cat is dying
The dog has eaten my handbag
My  late husband is angry with his mother, who is dead
I went out and  have not got back yet
I am sure I am not here
I am  synthetic
I love God  but not  the Pope
I want my husband to  be resurrected
Why not write  me a letter?
No, I am not a Government aide
I am not alive till 11 am
Leave your phone  number and I’ll work out your horoscope
I am dumm and can’t spill
If you are deaf please  hang up now
If not, play Suzanne to my answering machine