In the land of grief and tears I float
I can’t swim so will you send a boat?
My sorrow is as deep as love is high
I’ll crawl out when the sun has made my dry
I heard her singing “Help me through the night”
I bought some ear plugs , it was that or flight
Leonard Cohen helped me in my woe
Then he died, it’s just my luck,I know
Imagination and good sight are key
To perceiving well the bleeding heart of me
I can’t be British,I am very warm
I cry with babies and with all who’re scorned
I’m just a foreigner from Blackburn Lancs
We’re almost civilised, we have a Bank
The English people seem so very cold
They say, hello, please cross my palm with gold
I wept into my pillow in the night
The cat has emigrated, it’s pure spite
I cried when I got washed and then I dried
Saving water,I’m preoccupied
The kitchen is much quieter than a grave
My husband does the cooking, he’s my slave
I never ate a meal all by myself
I’m in a restaurant , but there’s no-one else
I went inside McDonalds for a test
Don’t go there if you wear woollen vests
I think I feel my salty tears will flow again
I’ll find my hanky, breathe and eat my pen
I’m never going sad or mad again
The clock hands move but where is my old man?
