Art by Katherine
1,Passenger Rage Disorder
This is worse in aeroplanes especially when they have left the ground.Someone gets upset and no-one can get out.A few bottles are drunk and then used as weapons
Murder on the Orient Airline
In the worst cases.some passengers stay enraged for ever or are tried for manslaughter
2.Omnibus psychosis brought on by hearing bus stops or traffic lights speak to you when you are very tired and weary.
3.Brexit-phobia
You keep passing out whenever you hear the words, Brexit ,foreigners, immigrants referendum,Michael Gove or Boris.Even the word cocaine might bring on panic attacks
4.Hysterical blindness
Stopping an aircraft taking off by mistaking the exit chute door for a toilet door.BTW wait till the aircraft takes off so your wee will evaporate before it reaches the heads of the general public under your flight path
5,May Madness
Calling for Elections night and day.Refusal to appear on TV when it is a job requirement
6. Paranoia and Fear of foreigners caused by being cut off from your own Shadow which may be far worse than any European immigrant ever was.
7,Entitlement Psychosis caused by reading P.P. E at Oxford and writing essays after using cocaine instead of tea.
How my heart sings 