The fashion forward women walk by me
I can see what I don’t want to see
Their leggings cling audaciously and close
I ask for mercy from the Holy Ghost
Now I fear I called erroneously
God won’t mind what organs all can see
If he wanted excess modesty
He’d have put it on the BBC
I guess it’s economic for no more
Can girls afford the dresses Eve once wore
Although I made some out of purple sheets
From Eden I arranged the Fall in pleats
I confess to stealing sewing bees
Now I suffer psychotherapy
