Do you take this battery operated tin opener to be your lawful wedded mate?
I feel sick
That’s not in the script
I don’t think much of this dream
Just carry on
Yes, alright I’ll marry the  tin opener
In sickness and health
Will it know?
Do you know?
Can’t I marry the fridge instead?
Why?
What’s so special about a tin opener?
It’s possible to put it into your handbag~
With the cake fork I used to comb my hair?
Oh,no.They might get on too well~
Are they magnetically drawn together
Only if you have an induction hob
Where?
In your handbag
Let’s just stop
Why?
I can’t believe it even as a dream.
I’ll try a leopard next time
But not a panther,please.Sylvia Plath has written of that
You are so conceited
Why?
Who is Sylvia?
That’s what we all wonder
Sh might have been better off with a tin opener