Woodbines dipped in beer

Every seven minutes someone dies
It should be made illegal, I declare
We could live forever if we tried

We can control our diet with advice
Dress up warmly  when dark clouds are here
Every seven minutes someone dies

Don’t  go out in winter if there’s ice
Kiss stress goodbye, let  good sense murder fear
We could live forever, Lord abide

Put poison on your head to kill the lice
Do not  pet mosquitos near  the mere
Every seven minutes someone dies

Melanomic  sun is bad for eyes
If you’re blind,  a cat smells like a  steer
We could find infinity as spies!

Oh, Mammy how I wish that you were near,
With Daddy smoking Woodbines dipped in beer
Every seven minutes someone dies
We could live much longer than a cry.