The bonsai tree is now a thick green hedge
By my mended garden wall of brick
Beech trees are so British, they are Welsh
My genes are mainly Irish, it’s alleged
With some from Denmark making blonde hair thick
The bonsai tree is now a thick green hedge
My metatarsals Celtic I begrudge
I could bear them were they Arabic
Bleached feet are so British, they now belch
Through the EU quicksands, I can squelch
Even if the dirt makes my legs black
I need no tree, I need a stony ledge
Immigrants are dying of their lack
Kill them all, we’re British we love flak
We don’t mind a flower from somewhere else
Elm trees are so common, yet they’re Dutch
