
I got my hand stuck in the cat flap.It was more like a mouse flap! But the problem was how could I escape?How to free myself
With my left hand I broke the glass door to let the cat in.Felix looked very disdainful.I grabbed the dried cat food and shook a little onto the floor while I considerd my predicament.
I got my mobile out and rang 999.The firemen had to break the front door down to get in and release me.I had to have two new doors put in.Blimey,I’m broke
Next time she goes away,I won’t offer my services.That is unless she marries me first.But then I’d be away with her.
The solution is to take Felix along as well.
