To all intensive purposes I seem human
Never say, lie
Butter would not  cast spells on a mouse.
When times are hard you find out who your concealed friens are
What Higgins-Bose particle is that?
What’s mechanical  about quanta?
And what’s so  special about serendipity?
I am  very particular about my waves,
Wittgenstein’s habits were not Monk’s
Russell found mathematics  has no foundations
There is no absolute proof.
Algebra was invented by Arabs.But there’s no need to be cruel.They are very clever
Zero as a symbol for nothing was invented by Indians long before the British Empire
We invented lightbulbs  but not the shades.
We must forsake the rough and get smooth.

 

I got my hand stuck in the cat flap.It was more like a mouse flap! But the problem was how could I escape?How to  free myself
With my left  hand  I broke the glass door to let the cat in.Felix  looked very disdainful.I grabbed the dried cat food and shook a little onto the floor while I considerd my predicament.
I got my mobile out and rang 999.The firemen had to break the front door down to get in and release me.I had to have two new doors put in.Blimey,I’m  broke
Next time she goes away,I won’t offer my services.That is unless she marries me first.But then I’d be away  with her.
The solution is to take Felix along as well.