So goodbye to Theresa May
Gone tomorrow
Here today
Shy and sly and all too tense
Geography’s no recompense
Keep out trespassers like me
Persecute the Zuiderzee
Send me back to where I’m from
Cut me up and suck my thumb
Eyes are Nordic, hair is too
I am now an Irish Jew
The Armada’s ship did sink
Sephardic Spanish Jews I think
Married for their handsome looks
Hair as black as any duke’s
So the Irish people are
Celtic,Jewish, shout Hurrah!
I think I’ll get a passport new
Move to Mayoh, seas of blue.
Let me find a lover there
They marry late, how do they dare?
They were poor so I am here
Grey with dust and white with fear
How my heart sings 