A canal

Maybe this is a rationalization but I believe it’s a good thing to look into other people’s houses,after all that’s why windows were invented.. so people could see in.That’s what  my mother told me and who am I to contradict her?Yes,who am I? Someone who looks into windows.Once I had a boyfriend who was very handsome.. only once,but there we go.As we were out walking by a canal.. so romantic.. we passed the back of some houses and he told me it was a crime to look into a woman’s bedroom and watch her undressing.
But unless you were very tall,how could you look into her bedroom and anyway how would  you know which one it was

Would you ring the bell and say,
Excuse me,.madam,which room do you sleep in?
And she might say.
Who are you,the KGB?
And pour a pan of water over his head or maybe some ink….
.come to think of it,that would explain a  lot. about his appearance!
I guess,reading between the lines, he wanted to watch me undress but I kept quiet.Another time we got caught in heavy rain riding our bikes [yes,no cars thenm] When we got back to his place,he was so kind.He said,
Your trousers look wet.I don’t mind if you take them off.
but a little bird warned me not to…I only had the one pair and maybe he wanted them for himself!
He never took me out for a meal  but he was extremely good looking.. dark hair,brown eyes and  pale creamy skin… on his face.. I never saw his body as we broke up before long and I was a virgin in those days although I did use Tampax which was forbidden by the Bishop..
Can you believe it?A  Bishop  should never have heard of Tampax.. they were all celibate then.I thought before it meant celebrate but I realised later it was nothing to celebrate.
Anyway,I guess after using those super large ones I was not a virgin and it was easier than finding another handsome boyfriend..no point sleeping with an ugly one unless you are extremely kind which I am not….I’m just fairly kind and selfish in the usual way..I want my own way.
Blimey,what was I going to say?
Oh,yes,don’t draw the curtains as I am painting them tomorrow..And then I shall draw them or was it the other way round?