The tragedy of my legs

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I had a big disappointment recently.I shall never be able to wear a miniskirt again
The bones in my legs do not meet correctly at the knee.To think I spent years displaying them to  all and sundry until I read the letter from the Consultant

Another one is  that fig roll biscuits are much smaller than they used to be. as are bars of milk chocolate.Even our coins are smaller.
Oh., for a half crown or a florin
A pound coin now looks like a  shrunken two shilling piece , it’s not even as big as threepenny bit!
Size can matter,Imagine if we were reduced in size by 90 %.We would not be able to sit in a chair any more nor eat at the table.We would not be able to get on a bus even and worse, no way to sit on a loo.What woe.
Still if I look round I am bound to find someone with even worse legs than mine.I takes my mind off Brexit.And yours too.I hope

 

Amo,Amass, Amat

IMG_20190311_133452Passion yodel
Dashing model
Lashing huddled
Crashing muddles
Hashing goggles
Stash bedazzled
Washing cuddles
Wishing puddles
Bashing  muzzled
Flushing waddles.
Hamming puzzles
Amo,Amass, Amat
Lashes bundles
Washing googled
Oh, no,  how crass .do what?