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I had a big disappointment recently.I shall never be able to wear a miniskirt again
The bones in my legs do not meet correctly at the knee.To think I spent years displaying them to all and sundry until I read the letter from the Consultant
Another one is that fig roll biscuits are much smaller than they used to be. as are bars of milk chocolate.Even our coins are smaller.
Oh., for a half crown or a florin
A pound coin now looks like a shrunken two shilling piece , it’s not even as big as threepenny bit!
Size can matter,Imagine if we were reduced in size by 90 %.We would not be able to sit in a chair any more nor eat at the table.We would not be able to get on a bus even and worse, no way to sit on a loo.What woe.
Still if I look round I am bound to find someone with even worse legs than mine.I takes my mind off Brexit.And yours too.I hope

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