Dear Doctor

Valhalla Hospital
Nerve Route
Woltom
Ferseyside
UK
FR13 n 0WE

Deat Dr Smith
Thank you for refering this 78 year old woman who is an expert on wasps.I
asked her to undress and she hit me with her handbag ,It broke my nose.She is a cook and was carrying some weights for her old weighing machine in it plus 3 phones,3 sets of geometric instruments and a dead cat.
I wonder if a psychiatrist might help her.I am a  cardiologist.If she carries that bag all day her heart must  be strong.
I was planning to do an angiogram  but  I am on sick leave now

Thanking you again

Joe Southport MD FRCS D.Phil.[Oxford] Ph.D [Wigan] D.Sc [Pentonville] Registered sex offender