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My husband liked this picture..I wonder why?

Pity Theresa May’s dry vocal chords. The Prime Minister this week finds herself without a voice (nor a Brexit deal, for that matter). Yesterday she spoke in Parliament with a hoarse, rasping voice, after her withdrawal agreement was rejected by MPs by a significant 149 votes.

From the Telegraph website

The Guardian had Reign for rein today

Reign in your passions please boys [I invented that] but it is similar

More imventions:

Pull the horse’s reigns off immediately

It’s reigning again today.
Don’t be so rued about the Queen
I was very rued to the teacher to day
She must have rude the day she married him
I rude the day I began teaching students at Oxford when I could have been embedded with my lover.
Noone can separate us, we are elder together by love
Are you not horrid yet?
No, we are waiting for the Pope.
Y?
Don’t keep asking one litter questions, is that ok with you?
Whose she, the cat’s mither?
To bee or not to bee… a wasp

Dear Doctor

img_20190311_133316Valhalla Hospital
Nerve Route
Woltom
Ferseyside
UK
FR13 n 0WE

Deat Dr Smith
Thank you for refering this 78 year old woman who is an expert on wasps.I
asked her to undress and she hit me with her handbag ,It broke my nose.She is a cook and was carrying some weights for her old weighing machine in it plus 3 phones,3 sets of geometric instruments and a dead cat.
I wonder if a psychiatrist might help her.I am a  cardiologist.If she carries that bag all day her heart must  be strong.
I was planning to do an angiogram  but  I am on sick leave now

Thanking you again

Joe Southport MD FRCS D.Phil.[Oxford] Ph.D [Wigan] D.Sc [Pentonville] Registered sex offender