Menu

Avacado  Brexit …. each half has a different sauce
Eggs Quarantined in mustard
Soup incorporating shingles jab and raw onions

Duck a la  Trump with fake orange sauce and plastic potatoes
Beef and green peas with orange tomato salad and window dressing
Ham and Tongue Loaf with a greeting via fakish  microphone
Minced lamb and mint sauce in a Yorkshire pudding made with Canadian flower and  real egg

Lemon mousse with fake cream [no Nestle’s now]
Creme Foolery and burned orange sugar
Wine Jelly with real tinned fruit and swan custard
Apple pie and Chesire cheese  with HP sauce and plumbed jam

Water free Glass £5

Coffee £6…. cup £45

No tea left after feeding emigrants heading for Australia