1.The patient was doing well until the Consultant came round  when he fell out of bed and broke his skull
Cause of death:Fear of doctors and hospitals in general

2. This  charming lady refused to undress for three days until she got rigor mortis

Cause of death:Immobility and refusal to breathe

3. The patient caught brain fever  from thinking too much,

Cause of death: His IQ should have been lowered years ago.

4.This man was asking for a bit of peace so we left him outside on the verandah,No Notes left.He died  from fear of darkness and loneliness  yet he had panic attacks on the ward

 

5.This lady wrote so much we were about to refer her to  a psychiatrist.She died  frome excitement when Penguin offered her a three book cotract.The doctor has had a nervous breakdown instead of her.