The British love a fairly good excuse
To buy more toilet paper for their loos
Also more detergent and some spice
Nutmeg is so great for killing lice
Don’t run out of turmeric, my dear
Its absence from my kitchen causes fear
Weetabix, a thousand boxes stored
With dried milk in tins that men abhorr/adore
Buy some frozen fish and thaw them out
Gratitude brings harmony, no doubt
Take the fish out in a golden bowl
If it’s cracked then they might escape whole
I guess you’d better buy some bags of flour
Sifting those will pass a merry hour
How my heart sings 
Oh yes Katherine….what a diabolical mess we are in…and all self inflicted….One thing i have is plenty of turmeric:) xxx