Bra snatchers of olde England

Dear Sir,I   must report
That while I was asleeping
On your aeroplane today
My bra was stolen  off  of me
Tell me how it was done.
I had   three jumpers on top.
Thankful, my pants are  still here
Is this a brand new crime?
I know I am  quite obese
But is that a good excuse
For these criminal folk
The bra snatchers of Aer Clingus?
I am afraid to go home
My husband thinks I am a tart
He’ll want more  and more cream
It cost me £39.99 on Amazon Prime
Your enraged customer as was
Mrs  M.Muppet Ph,D [Oxen] .B.A  { Pigs] M.Sc [LSD/E ]  D.Phil [Temporary]