I pressed the wrong button

Please lie down.Tell me what brings you here
Not literally?                  [ could be autistic]
No, you are always here in a sense.
Well, you know English is not my first language         [ excuses]
No,  you were here before language.How hard to imagine.
I have come here because of my guilt       [ trying to be human ]
I’ll be judge, I’ll be  jury, said cunning old fury
Very adroit                       [Shows off his skills]
What’s  that?
The opposite of maladroit
Why did you send the Flood over the earth?
I pressed the wrong button.                     [Teases me]
That is absurd. There were no buttons then
Not even on coats?                           [Pretends to be ignorant]
Well you should know
I don’t like details in my creativity         [ Thinks he is superior]
Come on, tell me whatever comes to mind
I like playing with water and fire as well      [ Melanie Klein  come here]
You tell me
It’s such fun                 [ emotionally stunted]
Like War?
It was not so bad to start with        { always an excuse…. lacking in adult responsibility]
What,even Cain and Abel?
Very sad but it’s just a story              [ Derrida Levinas, Wittgenstein.Sartre]}
Don’t tell me you are a post modernist
I can be what I want , for  fun you know        [ repeats himself]
I didn’t know God has fun
Well you do now [ Humour]

Right that is £120

What, you think I should pay?       [ feels superior]
I have to live,Lord.I have a family      [ childish plea]
So  did I once         [Sarcasm and grief]
Well,  any alternative?
I’ll  give you  an indulgence/
How about Martin Luther?
Should he have one?
Why not, he’s just human like you.
But Hitler?
I retain the right to silence [ knows the law]

Well when you stop sulking make another appointment
Can no-one help me?
I’ll  have a think
Goodbye for now.

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