Irony or paradox?

 

If I had known  when I got married my husband would die before me,I’d have shot myself.

My husband was so stupid he thought I was more intelligent  than he was

My husband told me forty years later he was upset I beat him at chess.We only played once.He taught me

I feel so angry  with him  dying that if he was alive I’d divorce him

I don’t know why he married me as I was  anorectically thin and wore NHS spectacles.He had even worse vision than I did!

When I was very ill he knelt beside me and asked me  not to die.Unfair