The chiropodist said she liked my feet.If only we could unscrew them, she could replace mine.
I found the flu jab less painful than seeing the government squabble
It´s best to think of what we can still do,not what we can´t
Does reading about Brexit make one go blind?
The pharmacist said I was the only person willing to obey the instruction to sit down for 10 minutes after the jab.Such a rushed life
