Cliches of living

Digital art by Katherine using Microsoft Paint

I hate the dark evenings
I hate  buying Xmas presents
I hate getting up in the dark
I hate winter
I hate heavy clothes
There’s nothing on TV tonight
Flu jabs make you ill
If you get a cold, it’s yout own fault
Cream cakes make you diabetic
All cake is bad for you
Why bake when you can buy cake?
Why cook a meal when  you are alone?
I can’t be bothered to invite anyone round
Everyone is selfish.Except me.