‘She held me in her arms and caressed me
Though she is 87 and I am 93.
I felt a warmth run down my outside leg
The dog had peed on me, though taught to beg.
There was nothing else to do but strip right off.
When she saw me nude it made her froth
Are we not too old for pleasures rash?
Why do you not get the loving crush?
Get into bed and caress my left knee
For it gives excess suffering unto me.
Why go to bed when you need physiotherapy?
I read that lesbians enjoy sex,so why not me?
Well do you wish me bite your outer ear?
No,I prefer much love without the fear.
Why not hug and kiss and say night prayers?
We can get to sex by gentle layers.
No,we are too old we cannot wait
We might die and it will be too late!
Well,if I die there are some younger folk!
Ah,but they don’t talk the way you talk.
So why are we in bed just to converse?
I just desired to be me and perverse.
Well, let me rub your back with chilli cream
If it hurts your bum ,you’ll have to scream.
What will the doctor think if I’m all red?
Just tell her this: a tiger shared your bed
But would a cat be able to apply
This chilli cream to me at its first try?
I guess I’ll have to do a Ph.D
Called, what the cats I love have done to me.
Do you think I am a masochist?
I fear I cannot answer till we’ve kissed!
And after that my memory is quite blank
If I’m not a virgin,I’m a crank.
To think I had to wait till 93
To know what my own sex could do to me.
