Effortful humour

Do you have any mice?
For the laptop?
No, it can’t eat

Have you noticed my headphones?
Wow. does it really?

I am mending my lamp
I hope you soon see the Light

Was Mum a virgin?
Yes, until she had sex.

Why was Jesus born to a virgin?
She was  a myth

St Paul  had a fit
What for?
He was  epileptic
That is egging the question
Begging
But questions have no cash
Have you got money?
Two pence
You seem  poor.Yet I like your coat
Beggars can’t be choosers.
It  is a steal
No  it’s wool
I wool if you wool
I won’t