Sample jokes

1.

“Photons have mass ?

I didn’t even know they were Catholic…”

 

2.

When cats prey can dogs meditate?

3.

Is humour necessary to become a mystic?

Yes,but it is not sufficient.

4 Is God a mathematician?

God is no– thing.

5

I want the bathroom

I am sorry  but it’s not for sale.You have to buy the entire house

I can’t wait.

I’m sorry, have you no home?

I only want to relieve myself

See if the bank will give you a loan

They will tell me to use a  public convenience but I will have burst by then.

So you want to pass water?

Right!

There’s a pond in the village

Are you autistic?

No but I am trying

You can say that again.

Look,I’ve wet myself.

Well, you should have gone to the loo.

I did ask you.

Never ask me a question

Why not?

Because I  speculate.

You always did look weird.

And that is the End of  the World Today .BBC  Radio 4