To wit, to woo

Wurve yew been?
Ah fell of’t buzz
Owcome?
Mi glasses wer wet
Y?
There wur a thunderstorm
Did weeavit  ‘ere?
Did y’ear awt?
Ah can’t say adid
Wot wer ye doin’
Ask ye dad.
Ah feel shy
Oh,my.Is it  social globia?
No it’s  quite flat
Up ‘ill down dale
That must bi Yorksheh
It’s a  metafor?n
Matter fr oo?
Metaphor  ah meant
Ha.ve ye bin studying again
Ah can’t stop
Y az the mind no switch?
It’s not electric
Well what izzit, Gas?
That might expiain  ‘tbill
Too Woo