He said he’d like to see more of me, so I took my gloves off.
He said he’d like to get married so I asked him, who to?
He said he loved my eyes.I said, I see
He said he’d like to treat me. I said, how?
He said which University did I go to so I said, at Cambridge
we don’t ask questions like that.
He said he went to Oxford.I said, what for?
He said he did P.P.P so I said he should see a doctor.
He said would I like to get married.I said no-one has proposed to me yet.
He knelt down and kissed my feet.I said while you are down there you could cut my toenails.
He said I was cute.I said, I can’t believe it. I’ve never been so insulted in my life
He said, I just can’t say how much I love you.I said, why not?
He said, you seem cheerful
So I apologised
He said, are you Jewish so I said, no but my mother was.
How my heart sings 
damn and I just posted a lovey-dovey piece “in your eyes” – yikes 😊✌✊👍☮
I must read your piece!I don’t know how to put those little smilies on here.Thanks for commenting and have a good day
thank you friend. no worries about those smiley thingies – here’s a smile for you and warmest wishes to you and all those dear to you.
Peace
oh man – this is brilliant! absolutely brilliant! and no you’re not wicked at all – we need numberless more to tell “him” all of what you wrote and more … and more. brilliant my friend.
I wrote it on FB last year and they reminded me!
brilliant. I love it! good you were reminded – I’m stuck with what may sound like hyperbole but it is brilliant.
warmest wishes my friend
Peace and Hope and Equality and Gender-rights and Justice and Dignity for All
Well, if I get comments it inspires and encourages me so thank you very much.
the pleasure is ours to read your wonderful work – biting and profound and hard-hitting.
Wow, that’s nice!
and true.
Peace ✌
Peace.Afzal!