Melania Trump is asking Germany which half of Donald they want.Apparently he’s split.But not down the middle.
A Rabbi says the Jesus prayer in Pittsburgh.What? The Pope is saying Kaddish in Tel Aviv… when is the Second Coming?
After the First.
I’ve got pre-traumatic stress.I’m going to die.
Why don’t we have two hearts? One sweet and one beat
The police want me to question them. Why?
I’m a spy but for whom?
I can’t write any more.It’s the Apocalypse when I can spell lapse.
Curtains down,
How my heart sings 