Is this man your soul agent?
No,I don’t have a spiritual agent
But is he your only agent?
No,I employ many detectives in my agency
Well, who is he?
I don’t really know.He follows me not just on FB but here in the town
Is he spying on you?
Well, if he were, would he not try to hide?
This may be a trick.Unless he wants to ask you out but is too shy.
What’s it got to do with you, anyway?
I was only asking.
That’s what they all say
Who?
Men, women, you know.They ask me to open their doors when the key gets stuck
And do you?
Only if I know them.
So how come you are so skilled at opening doors?
I’m just a genius manque.
Gosh, you speak French.
S’il vous plait
Ah,mon oncle est mort
Moi aussi
You don’t talk like an Aussie
I’m from Christchurch
You are a believer?
No, my parents lived there
What, in a church?
No, in a bungalow.
How charming
It was horrible
I am sorry.
It’s not your fault.You were not born then.
Can souls be guilty?
Only Dover souls.
How my heart sings 