Why did Jesus have no shoes?
He had sent his soles to be heeled.
Why was Jesus kind to sinners?
Because they were not hypocrites
Did Jesus go to church on Sundays?
No ,he was not a Christian
Did Jesus have a nuclear family?
God the Father and the Holy Spirit.
Was he an only child?
GOK
Why did Jesus not wear trousers?
Jewish tailoring had not got that far 2,000 years ago.
Did Jesus drive a car?
Drive a car what?
Did Jesus write letters?
They had no Royal Mail then and soon we shan’t either.
Why did Jesus go to a comprehensive school?
He wanted to widen his appeal.
Did Jesus iron his clothes?
It was before the Iron Age.
How about this atom bomb here in my pocket?
Please, let it drop,I beg you
